This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Typically Technophobic Art Industry
This Painting Is Dedicated to the Taste of the Crypto-New Rich
This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Meaningless Reproductions
This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Smug Critical Mockery
This Painting Is Dedicated to Insider Trading
This Painting Is Dedicated to the Dignity of Its Exhibition Space
This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Own Fantasy Prize
This Painting Is Dedicated to My Former Respected Collectors
This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Future Bubblingblut
This Painting Is Dedicated to Its Mediators As Constructors of Artistic Identity
This Painting Is Dedicated to its Buyer
This Painting Is Dedicated to its Confused Observer
Forecasts Are Difficult, Especially When They Concern the Future
A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That the Animal Is Going Somewhere
My Mum Is Really Beautiful, You Can Still See That She Was Once Young
My Opinion Is Fixed. Please Don’t Confuse Me with Reality!
If You Can Inhale, You’ve Already Done Something Right
Those Who Want the World to Remain As it Is Do not Want it to Remain
You Are Sometimes not Alone with Your Lack of Understanding
Chartreuse Monster-Virus
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Bright Shimmering Micro Virus
The Pumpkin Is the Largest Berry
Hairy Ice Is not Made of Cotton Candy
Carrots Owe their Colour to the Dutch
The Welwitschie Can Live for Over 1,000 Years
Nearly a Dusty Rainbow Experience
The Rainbow Is a Circular Ring
Bloodsnow Can Be Close to Fresh
Plants Get Sunburned Too
There Are no Mosquitoes in Iceland
Potatoes Have Characteristics of Carnivorous Plants
There Is no Chimney Red Rain of Blood in the Sun
Parsnips Can Be Used to Make Beer and Wine
Ice Hairs Grow Up to 10 Millimetres an Hour
Macaques Love Snowball Fights
By a Hair's Breadth of Colourful Blood Rain
Beach Full of Ice Balls
Herrings Communicate with Flatulence
Ice Wool Is an Antifreeze
Strawberries Are Actually Nuts
Ducks Do not Freeze on Ice
Plants Can also Suffer from Jet Lag
Kathy